Limitations

Things I've learned that I cannot do

When I was a little girl they told me that I could do anything I wanted, as long as I set my mind to it and was willing to work for it. As an adult I've learned that they were mostly correct. Here is a growing list of things that I've learned I cannot do:

  • Fly without the aide of a vehicle
  • Become the quarterback for the Green Bay Packers
  • Overcome my fear of spiders and heights

Lizard Joke

Ba Dum Dum

A man walks into a bar and notices a lizard telling jokes on a small stage. The man asks the bartender, "What in the world is with the joke-telling lizard?" to which the bartender replies "He's our stand up chameleon."